are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Sorry about my life...
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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