I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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