Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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