Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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