half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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