she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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