i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
