Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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