I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
