I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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