So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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