yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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