Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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