I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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