he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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