Sponge bath it is.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
