New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
