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I think my fart just growled at me.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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