that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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