Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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