I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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