just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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