Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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