i just had sex bonerless
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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