dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
40s are totally the cure
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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