Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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