Dual....:-)
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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