Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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