if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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