I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
