giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Drake has all the answers
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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