Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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