I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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