i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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