She's JV to your varsity
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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