Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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