:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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