no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Damn victory sex feels great
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