I just made out with a guy for $7.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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