The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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