We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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