Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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