I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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