Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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