can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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