it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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