in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
