Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I am available for nakedness
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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