we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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