Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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